Poet in My Pocket
Sure, at 25, the Internet finally donned a dress shirt and started to make a shitload of money for some of the assholes who use it correctly, but the past decade of its short and storied life has been marred by over-sharing and a heavy porn addiction (porn accounts for probably somewhere between 4 and 37 percent of the Internet).
And what’s with the whole allowing of the NSA to spy on it, not to mention the scrapping of net neutrality? Does the Internet not have any self-respect? Did we not raise it correctly? We don’t even know if we can trust its lighter side anymore. I should’ve said something when it started coming home in 2005 reeking of cigarettes, whiskey, and cheap memes. Honestly, ever since it started hanging around that shady Mark Zuckerberg character it hasn’t been the same.
I wrote this!
Resin stacking rings by daimblond
some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.
this was perfect
Heart surgery is an extremely difficult procedure. Even more so when the tiny anatomy of a small child is involved. When 14-month old Roland Lian Cung Bawi’s heart was failing him, his surgeon Erle Austin knew that he had to prepare meticulously for an intricate operation. Initially he consulted other surgeons, but this yielded conflicting advice. So Austin turned to 3D printing for help.
Using the facilities at the University of Louisville’s engineering school, Austin and his medical team produced a three dimensional model of little Ronald’s heart. Pediatric operations are difficult because the interior structures of a child’s organs are small and hard to see clearly. This model allowed the surgical team to come up with a precise plan to limit the amount of exploratory incisions, reduce operating time and prevent the need for follow-up operations.
Read more | Follow @policymic
Fuck. This is important.
3D printers are turning out to be the biggest medical breakthrough I’ve heard of in a long fucking time
i wonder if this person just works at mcdonalds and saw a perfect opportunity for internet fame
i never realized this was jason segel
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
"People were sending me messages in my head. Then they gave me this medicine. It took away my powers and I feel kinda dead now."
Harry Potter: scenery ± tilt shift (Prisoner of Azkaban)
I always wondered how they got those pony tails so perfect. I myself am quite terrified of the vacuum beast.
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Andrew Dodge, The Writer and Director of Bad Words, on Letting Your Kids Curse by Mark Maurer (via nedhepburn)