YES ALL OF THIS
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i'm a 24 year old girl from kansas city, missouri. i am the mother of a set of twins. anything else i put in this box is going to be stupid.
-rx.
• what say you
this is a tumblr
The Psychopath Checklist, by Dr Robert Hare
- glib and superficial charm
- grandiose (exaggeratedly high) estimation of self
- need for stimulation
- pathological lying
- cunning and manipulativeness
- lack of remorse or guilt
- shallow affect(superficial emotional responsiveness)
- callousness and lack of empathy
- parasitic lifestyle
- poor behavioral controls
- sexual promiscuity
- early behavior problems
- lack of realistic long-term goals
- impulsivity
- irresponsibility
- failure to accept responsibility for own actions
- many short-term marital relationships
- juvenile delinquency
- revocation of conditional release
- criminal versatility
my fave local dollar store is closing and everything is a dollar or less so i bought liek five boxes of christmas lights bUT they’re just like
two foot-ish long strands with one pluggy bit
like
the fuck am i supposed to do with you
your dollar store sells stuff for more than a dollar?
(Source: 69kittykate69)
“A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always think we’re fat. Beauty is Zeno’s paradox. We should endlessly strive for it, but it’s not socially acceptable to admit we’re there. We can’t perceive it in ourselves. It belongs to the guy screaming “nice tits.”
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Molly Crabapple, The World of a Professional Naked Girl
http://www.vice.com/read/the-world-of-a-professional-naked-girl?utm_source=vicetumblrus
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suit & tie // justin timberlake ft. jay-z
download: itunes
in case you want to shave.txt
DON’T SHAVE YOUR BEARD! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT WITH A SHAVED FACE! YOU SHAVE IT OFF NOW IT’LL TAKE AT LEAST 5 MONTHS TO GROW BACK. YOU KNOW HOW YOU FEEL AFTER YOU SHAVE, YOU REGRET IT! SO DON’T DO IT
oh it’s cool man it’s not like i ever plan on being in a band or anything so i guess practicing guitar is essentially pointless right i mean why should i waste my time fiddling around with an instrument if it’s not to entertain other people
“Stevie Nicks surrounds herself with girls. Wherever she goes, she brings girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “And there is never — ever — a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks.”
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Stevie Nicks is a queen, a witch, a dragon; she’s in control. Stevie Nicks is there for us.
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~your husband will never leave you~ ~he will never leave you for me~
funny to be here again lol
