still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
m a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
4:00 pm • 19 March 2014 • 392,256 notes
"People were sending me messages in my head. Then they gave me this medicine. It took away my powers and I feel kinda dead now."
3:00 pm • 19 March 2014 • 5,309 notes
I always wondered how they got those pony tails so perfect. I myself am quite terrified of the vacuum beast.
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: georgetakei, via saschaisking)
11:00 am • 19 March 2014 • 130,693 notes
“We were at the mall and my youngest said, ‘I don’t want to ride this motherfucking merry-go-round.’”
— Andrew Dodge, The Writer and Director of Bad Words, on Letting Your Kids Curse by Mark Maurer (via nedhepburn)
(Source: esquire, via nedhepburn)
5:00 pm • 18 March 2014 • 145 notes
Dontadrian Bruce, 15, was suspended from school for using the above gesture, which is allegedly a gang sign … Can you tell the difference?
4:00 pm • 18 March 2014 • 10,533 notes
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
12:00 pm • 18 March 2014 • 118,122 notes
I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.
I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.
i’ll just leave this here
WOE IS ME
11:00 am • 18 March 2014 • 151,531 notes
what a time to be alive
I need to spread the word.
10:31 pm • 17 March 2014 • 428,505 notes
Hijab fashion photography is just the best.
Hana Tajima, Dian Pelangi, Fatin Atiqah, Indah Nada Puspita, unknown, Dian Pelangi, and Indah Nada Puspita
these fab ladies have the most amazing fashion
5:00 pm • 17 March 2014 • 61,025 notes