u gon give me some of that
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
the best possible compliment u can give a girl is to call her a goddess like heck yeah man i will get jealous and kill mortals who are cuter than me and inadvertently cause like 3 world wars when i get bored and i will wear billowing robes of woven nebulae with eyeliner as sharp and obsidian as Krono’s sickle and burn alive the unworthy flesh of any man who dares to gaze upon my true form
Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.
evolves level 32, and it’s a ground/normal type.
|Seth McFarlane hosting the Oscars:||makes bigoted jokes including a whole song about actresses boobs and a disrespectful comment towards a 9yo|
|Ellen Degeneres hosting the Oscars:||takes a bunch of selfies, gives everyone pizza and dresses up as Glinda|
|Europeans:||I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.|
|Americans:||I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.|
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”
..you just gotta listen”
— idk (via meri-juana)
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.
the fine line we ask each other to walk when in love
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
this video is adorable. CLICK THE X AND WATCH IT.
this is awesome